Technical Space Djeathcore

Matthew, 18, UK, stuff, I play guitar.
fuck-wit/dick-face pronouns please cos Nick Cage is my hero

What's your beef fools, I don't even know you.

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

tropius:

jommeez:

wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

ive watched this video an unimaginable amount of times

fantabellamy:

trinidadandtobagel:

so muscle museum is actually a really deep song

so no one is paying attention to them and they want to be noticed, right?

and muscle museum are the words before and after muse in the dictionary

so the title is like you’re looking at everything around muse but muse itself

now tell me muse isn’t brilliant

I had to reread this five times but omG