What's your beef fools, I don't even know you.
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
wow first of all how do you even touch a bird
ive watched this video an unimaginable amount of times
this cat is very beautiful and contemplative. owner wants to play with cat but cat is thinking about bigger things. cat thinks about life.
please dont name your children after flowers (rose, daisy, lily, etc.) unless you are plantkin it is cultural appropriation
I mowed my lawn today.
friendly reminder that if a cishet man stares at you its rape no matter what uwu
Chicken foot Sammy?
Chicken foot Sammy.
so muscle museum is actually a really deep song
so no one is paying attention to them and they want to be noticed, right?
and muscle museum are the words before and after muse in the dictionary
so the title is like you’re looking at everything around muse but muse itself
now tell me muse isn’t brilliant
I had to reread this five times but omG
trying to figure out someone else’s shower